squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.

"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016

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Squidbrains

Squidbrains is an insult used to describe anyone that appears to be incompetent or fails to respond to issues in a way that would be expected based on their position or status.
This word was invented by kanye west who used it while insulting the staff at Bonnaroo in an angry letter.

Kanye west: I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Reasonable person: Wow, Kanye sure went all out with the caps on that angry blog letter! One might even suggest that he is squidbrains.

by hayleymore August 14, 2008

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Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.

You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable

by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022

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Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.

“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”

by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018

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