A homosexual god. The spoon god is a male god and is a father to two children but he left for the milk and is still looking for the perfect milk for his children’s cereal.
Person1: hey silver spoon why hasn’t your father, the Spoongod come back with the milk yet.
Silverspoon: because I’m fatherless
Silverspoon: because I’m fatherless
by Spoon simp August 9, 2022
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Person1: why are you fatherless silver spoon?
Silverspoon: 😞 my father went on a thrilling exploration for the perfect milk for my cereal but he still on the exploration to this day.
Person1: hah even the Spoongod left you
Silverspoon: YOU SON OF A BI-
Silverspoon: 😞 my father went on a thrilling exploration for the perfect milk for my cereal but he still on the exploration to this day.
Person1: hah even the Spoongod left you
Silverspoon: YOU SON OF A BI-
by Spoon simp August 9, 2022
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verb/noun /sprôNG/
1. (noun) The delightful, springy jiggle that a butt makes—especially noticeable when wearing something flowy like a sundress.
2. (verb) To move or bounce in a way that emphasizes the sprong-like quality of one’s rear.
Origin:
Accidental typo of spring in a Discord chat, now a legitimate term to describe the joyful bounce of a well-dressed booty. Like “thicc,” but with motion.
Synonyms:
bounce, jiggle, thump-thump, booty boing
verb/noun /sprôNG/
1. (noun) The delightful, springy jiggle that a butt makes—especially noticeable when wearing something flowy like a sundress.
2. (verb) To move or bounce in a way that emphasizes the sprong-like quality of one’s rear.
Origin:
Accidental typo of spring in a Discord chat, now a legitimate term to describe the joyful bounce of a well-dressed booty. Like “thicc,” but with motion.
Synonyms:
bounce, jiggle, thump-thump, booty boing
"Damn, that dress has mad sprong—she walkin’ like a whole bounce house." "She spronged past us in that sundress and left us speechless."
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