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Spoongod

A homosexual god. The spoon god is a male god and is a father to two children but he left for the milk and is still looking for the perfect milk for his children’s cereal.
Person1: hey silver spoon why hasn’t your father, the Spoongod come back with the milk yet.
Silverspoon: because I’m fatherless
by Spoon simp August 9, 2022
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Spoongod

A homosexual god who is a father to two children but he left 20 years ago looking for the perfect milk for his children's cereal. Will he ever find the milk? Only time will tell.
Person1: why are you fatherless silver spoon?
Silverspoon: 😞 my father went on a thrilling exploration for the perfect milk for my cereal but he still on the exploration to this day.
Person1: hah even the Spoongod left you
Silverspoon: YOU SON OF A BI-
by Spoon simp August 9, 2022
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Springophillia

A strange phenomenon first discovered in South Africa, described as a strange obsession or attraction to 2 dimensional animated characters, often female, in the Japanese Anime/Manga art style and usually sexual or romantic. Most common in the 15-16 age range.
nobody is using this shit in a day to day conversation my guy i cant think of anything tf even is springophillia anymore
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sprong

Sprong
verb/noun /sprôNG/

1. (noun) The delightful, springy jiggle that a butt makes—especially noticeable when wearing something flowy like a sundress.

2. (verb) To move or bounce in a way that emphasizes the sprong-like quality of one’s rear.

Origin:
Accidental typo of spring in a Discord chat, now a legitimate term to describe the joyful bounce of a well-dressed booty. Like “thicc,” but with motion.

Synonyms:
bounce, jiggle, thump-thump, booty boing
"Damn, that dress has mad sprong—she walkin’ like a whole bounce house." "She spronged past us in that sundress and left us speechless."
by MeganIzzii May 17, 2025
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