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florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.
by modrtow March 14, 2016
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Jersey Sprinkler

The Jersey Sprinkler is when you fill a colander with diarrhea, tie a string to the handles and whirl it in a circle above your head.
She needed to call in a professional carpet cleaner after I gave her home a Jersey Sprinkler at her son's bris.
by A fat November 29, 2010
mugGet the Jersey Sprinklermug.

Golden Sprinkler

When standing in a group of people, urinating while spinning around in a circle
At the concert I was getting really crowded till I pulled a golden sprinkler to back everyone up.
by Axle72 June 1, 2009
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cincinnati sprinkler

When several females sit in a circle and masturbate to the point where they squirt all over each other.
I wouldn't mind seeing those chicks in Squirting 101 do a Cincinnati Sprinkler with each other.
by phantom_x1986 January 18, 2007
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Crowd Sprinkler

When two men each masturbate into one of their hands, go up to a crowd of people and high-five several times, causing their semen to spray onto the unsuspecting victims.
Mark: "Hey Ben, want to go crowd sprinkler those people?"

Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."
by baseballer1414 June 5, 2010
mugGet the Crowd Sprinklermug.

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
by Awhshit! October 16, 2014
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Jerry sprinkler

When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.
Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”

Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER
by wetpusst101 July 7, 2019
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