Egyptian Sprinkler

Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.

I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.

by ShockinglyMexican December 07, 2010

Jersey Sprinkler

The Jersey Sprinkler is when you fill a colander with diarrhea, tie a string to the handles and whirl it in a circle above your head.

She needed to call in a professional carpet cleaner after I gave her home a Jersey Sprinkler at her son's bris.

by A fat November 27, 2010

Golden Sprinkler

When standing in a group of people, urinating while spinning around in a circle

At the concert I was getting really crowded till I pulled a golden sprinkler to back everyone up.

by Axle72 June 01, 2009

cincinnati sprinkler

When several females sit in a circle and masturbate to the point where they squirt all over each other.

I wouldn't mind seeing those chicks in Squirting 101 do a Cincinnati Sprinkler with each other.

by phantom_x1986 January 16, 2007

Crowd Sprinkler

When two men each masturbate into one of their hands, go up to a crowd of people and high-five several times, causing their semen to spray onto the unsuspecting victims.

Mark: "Hey Ben, want to go crowd sprinkler those people?"

Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."

by baseballer1414 June 05, 2010

anal sprinkler

Anal Sprinkler - when have anal sex, and you pull out and your jizz sprinkles everywhere.

"Dude, last night we screwed and let me tell you, it was a real anal sprinkler!"

by Hamanda September 22, 2013

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.

I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.

by Awhshit! October 16, 2014