shlurf

A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.

Damn thats so shlurf of you

by Shlurfan June 26, 2020

Splurge

to blow a fat load on an inanimate object such as amy.

damn boy i just splurged in your moms cereal while rubbing peanut butter sandwiches in her face.

by Key compton May 13, 2005

splur

A word used when there's nothing else to say.

Person 1: I like cake.
(Pause)
Person 2: Splur

by Grev June 20, 2003

Splurgum

The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).

Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.

by shaggy_merkin June 6, 2013

Splurge

the act of someone and or something to be able to spit out a substance from their body.

lol-

Yo, I just splurged all over my shower.

by JOOKES January 10, 2021

splurge

act of semen shooting out of the erection

"John was finishing up his moment with a splurge"

by xxprincessjayyxx July 27, 2015

splurk

To vomit in mid sentence, particularly while degrading another. Mid 60's term

He was bitching about the food to the cook when he began to splurk in the burnt weinie and scorched egg salad.

by Scott Searl May 6, 2004