The Spiderman

Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.

yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.

by mister mentone August 8, 2018

spidermane

Spider man but if he was trap as fuck

John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane

by Cupochow December 21, 2016

Spiderman

A Spiderman is when a guy cums in his hand then flings it onto his partner's face just like Spiderman shoots his web. (Original)

"Dude, I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about!"

by Jammin' Jeff April 19, 2007

Spiderman

When a guy spooges on his hand and flings it in someone's face, in a Spiderman kind of way.

Guy:So I hear you went out with Roger last night, how did it go?

Girl: *bursts into tears*

Guy:What is it.. did he spiderman you? I heard that's his trademark.

by Sophie (I killed your mum) February 8, 2009

Spiderman

Peter Parker.

Now you all know who Spiderman REALLY is!

by Venom April 3, 2003

The spiderman

When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.

My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.

by Uptowntick March 8, 2014

Spidermanning

The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)

Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!

by Dada123456 January 31, 2021