spidermane

Spider man but if he was trap as fuck

John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane

by Cupochow December 21, 2016

The Spiderman

Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.

yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.

by mister mentone August 8, 2018

Spiderman

A Spiderman is when a guy cums in his hand then flings it onto his partner's face just like Spiderman shoots his web. (Original)

"Dude, I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about!"

by Jammin' Jeff April 19, 2007

Spiderman

When a guy spooges on his hand and flings it in someone's face, in a Spiderman kind of way.

Guy:So I hear you went out with Roger last night, how did it go?

Girl: *bursts into tears*

Guy:What is it.. did he spiderman you? I heard that's his trademark.

by Sophie (I killed your mum) February 8, 2009

Spiderman

Peter Parker.

Now you all know who Spiderman REALLY is!

by Venom April 3, 2003

The spiderman

When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.

My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.

by Uptowntick March 8, 2014

The Spiderman

A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"

Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"

by btchlasagna January 7, 2019