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Socialize the dog

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
by teach187 January 11, 2008
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Nocturnal Enticement Specialist

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.
by Maddison Knox December 9, 2008
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socialized medicine

1. A derogatory term used by ignorant U.S. rightwingers to describe the forms of affordable and efficient health care practiced in Canada and many parts of Europe and elsewhere. Originally coined in the 1950s to defeat any proposal to limit the rights of doctors and insurance and drug companies in the U.S. to profit from disease and human misery.

2. Any proposal advanced by a Democrat or anyone else on the left to improve the ruinously expensive and inefficient U.S. health care system.
1. "I don't care if people live longer and healthier lives in Canada. That shit is socialized medicine, and it takes away my right to go bankrupt and die when my insurance company pulls the plug."

2. "Hillary's health care plan was a give-away to the drug companies and the HMOs."
"I don't care. She's a Democrat, so her plan was really socialized medicine."
by Max Debord December 15, 2008
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Belfi Specialist

a person who is able to effectively convince people to look up words on urban dictionary just to make them go in virtual circles and feel stupid, and hence become slightly stupider.
I told Jen I was a belfi specialist, and if she didn't believe me, that she should look it up on urbandictionary.com
by Justin R BELFI March 5, 2009
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Spermalizer

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.
He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force
by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003
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specialing

Creating something special; changing something to be special.
Are you specialing that chair?
by Avery the one and only July 10, 2005
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Zombie Specialist

1. An expert in the field of zombie anatomy, zombie psychology, or zombie hunting.
2. A person who is currently a member of OZORT.
3. A veteran or experienced person who has knowledge of zombie invasion survival tactics.
"I don't know what to do, there are zombies outside!"

"We need a zombie specialist!"
by Irafiloqr April 5, 2009
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