1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala
2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey
3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.
2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey
3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.
1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.
2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!
3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.
2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!
3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.
by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010

The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.
After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.
by Perpetual Expert May 6, 2013

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011

by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 21, 2017

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
by Dan and them December 24, 2024

by MissHeels November 14, 2023

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.
by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025
