Cam N.A Softball

A softball team comprised of citigroup employees. They somehow managed to win the Stamford, Conn Thursday C league title with a left handed short stop. When not playing softball they consume cheap beer and yell "you/that/they stink!"

Petre: Heard you guys have a good sofbtall team.
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!

by CAM LEGG May 18, 2007

Softball law

The law all softball players go by (and yes I mean the sport!) The law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and NEVER a c- ch- CHEERLEADER! Cheerleaders are softball players enimies.

Blond 1: So at like cheerleading rite...
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.

by Softball hottiexox January 20, 2010

Softball

Best sport ever. Some people will say that softball is just baseball for girls, but that's not true. Also, people might think that softball is easier because we pitch underhand and use a bigger ball. That's just idiotic. If you get hit by a softball, it hurts more than a tiny baseball would. And pitching underhand is harder not only for pitchers, but for batters too. Softball is not for girly-girls either. You have to have stamina, strength, and determination to play this kickass game.

Sarah: Wow, softball practice was tough today. Look at this bruise from when Wiley accidently hit me.

Christina: That thing's huge!
Steve: Look at my bruise!
Sarah: What bruise?

Steve: The one on my knee!
Christina: That's miniscule. Sarah's is way bigger

by Weinermobile666 May 4, 2010

snootball

American football played on a surface covered by frozen precipitation. A portmanteau of the words "snow" and "football."

Kenneth: "Wow, it's like a blizzard out there!"
Jerry: "Who's up for some snootball?"

by J. van Mueller December 21, 2008

softball meeting

A lesbian orgy

hey Kelly don't forget the lube, we are going to need it for our softball meeting

by dap00nslayer December 5, 2014

Softball

A sport for extremely competitive girls. They would do anything to catch the ball. Softball is NOT a lesbian sport or a sport for the fat. So what the sport is slow at least it's not a repetitive sport like lacrosse or hockey. We don't just run up and down a field chasing each other. And our 'field' is different from any other sport. Softball is played on a diamond and an outfield. If you don't play softball you wouldn't know that when you get hit with one it feels like a rock. And even when we get hit with it during the game we still throw it to get somebody out.

Sliders, dirt stains and leather gloves are in style to softball players

by Softball lover January 2, 2014

Softbatch

A wuss or a soft person

Jim is a softbatch

by Robb Ball December 20, 2003