Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023

Somerset Syndrome

A severe mental and physical disability that coincides with being born in Glastonbury

Guy 1: Did you know James has Somerset Syndrome

Guy 2: Really, wow I feel bad for him

by NewdlezStan November 15, 2020

Somerset Gimp

A sex offender from Somerset UK known for writhing on the floor and standing ominously at night waiting for passers by in a tight black Gimp suit.

Matt: What's that writhing in the mud?
Josh: I think It's the Somerset Gimp my top g

by LeatherRabbit69 July 01, 2024

Somerset sky pointe

stupid ass racist school made up of rich spoiled brats. Ms. Pitts needs to stop showing up out of no where and the dean Ms. robinson needs to stop calling parents over stupid shit Ex: taking pictures in class. mr hollod needs to get his vampire ass into retirement

Hey! I go to somerset sky pointe
We lost to somerset sky pointe in flag football

by Christain Valles October 30, 2023