The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
by Basically ace satan January 01, 2021
should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked
by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023
One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
by FAS7 187 January 19, 2011
Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.
Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
by Soxo March 07, 2021
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024
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