Snork

When your sick and have a blocked nose. You try to blow it but it just make a mini-trumpet sound and blocks you ears.

Gosh, I'm glad I stay home sick from school today! I just did the biggest snork!
I hate snorks, it's one of those things that I wish god had never created.

by Tara, the defined. September 17, 2016

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Snork

A word created/first used by Guy Serota that replaces pretty much any other word, and he frequently uses it as a word that describes something messed up.

"I snorked up and spilled juice on the floor."

by Maserota April 13, 2008

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snorked

the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog

I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me

by eekemper December 6, 2004

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snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

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Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.

Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.

by El Barnito June 30, 2023

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Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.

You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by hotwings25 May 8, 2013

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