Shaftin' Around

Messing around, procrastinating, doing nothing beneficial to your life.

Shaftin' Around is my lifestyle.

by @MattyJ100 November 24, 2011

shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.

Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.

by sergiothinks October 22, 2010

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Voorheesville Shaft

A hidden place deep in the woods where high school kids go to party and get shitfaced. Usually consists of a portable speaker, a fire, and a fordable table for pong. The fire department has only been needed once...

That Voorheesville Shaft last night was so fucking fire bro, I cant wait till next weekend to throw glass bottles and stand in a circle!

by stonner420 January 1, 2019

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

shaftwack

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it

"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"

by trevor hackl November 6, 2005