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Jamesburg Smorgasbord

This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from
we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.
by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008
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A strange that is yet to be understood by the world.
"Ordy blord shmorgisborg."
-Swedish Chef
by Skaiphos November 1, 2015
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A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.
Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"
by Jhemp September 9, 2009
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It's a Swedish tradition of running over the ice in the winter to Denmark, only to get chased back by Danish children with sticks (sometimes sharp) The art of running over the ice to Denmark in the winter has spawned many events, such as the naked Smorgasbord which was held in 2012.

Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.
''Sven: Hey Victor do you wanna do a Smorgasbord m8?''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''
by Victooor June 3, 2016
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My smorgasbord is sick, yo.

My smorgasbord would take your smorgasbord any day man.
by Yellowsnow March 8, 2004
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A word often referred to as "The 'S' Word" is highly offensive to Ship Builders, so much to where it is subject to an official ban in some Shipyards.
"There's a whole smorgasbord of work to be done and you are over here sweeping.."

"Did you just say the S word? Fuck you! You know how I feel about the S word!"
by RedFlag27 October 11, 2021
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some random ass word toby fox made in deltarune
Smorgasbord.
by squilt September 15, 2022
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