smol bean

if you say this I will strangle you with a FUCKING PHONE CHARGER.

12 year old girl: aww look at that smol bean I wish I was one help meh ;-; T-T

She was later gang raped and then killed

by I identify as cucumber September 14, 2018

Smol bean

Someone who is short and cute and cuddley and soft. Yk what I mean

Do you know anyone who is exactly the definition of smol bean?
Louis tomlinson

by Themoonknows November 29, 2021

Smol bean

someone who is too pure for this world and or could be small\short which enfises on the 'smol' part

Have you seen them? They are my smol bean!!!

Emma is such a smol bean.

by EmmaTheOnly January 10, 2019

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

Smol Bean

The most adorable thing on the planet, should be showered in endless love and affection. Even more adorable than the Tol Bean.
Example: Bree

Bree is a Smol Bean.

by Nitrous9944 April 28, 2019

Smol Bean

A smol bean is a very adorable person that looks and acts small and cute

Awwwwww Elliot is such a Smol Bean

by A magical shadey duck January 25, 2019