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A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.
Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.
by thatsmithtownkid November 15, 2005
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Smitten Kitten

Someone who has an infatuation with another person in a strong way.

My grandfather is so smitten with my grandma. They are the cutest smitten kittens!

That Blair Ryan from class sure is a smitten kitten for the teacher!
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Suss out the Sitto

Jerry : Apparently the pastors wife has lost the plot and is giving out free blow jobs around the back of the town hall.
Mr. Barnaby: Well then my good man, I might pop down there and suss out the sitto.
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Smithtown High School West

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.
by nowayever January 30, 2008
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Smitten

adjective: the feeling one receives whenever they think about someone who makes them ridiculously happy. Feeling that the person is totally amazing and you have a fabulous time with them no matter what you are doing together. You are so comfortable being around them. It's as if you were hit with Cupid's arrow.
After the first time they spoke, Jonny and Denise were totally smitten with each other.
by OnCloud9 August 18, 2011
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smitten

the feeling of total happiness around someone you are falling in love with or, someone you are already in love with.
Sherrie was smitten with Johnny sitting next to her on the bus ride.
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The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.
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