SMG, or "Social Media Grandma" is a grandma that likes the idea of hanging around the grandkids so that she can post Instagram photos of her with the kids, but isn't really that good with them.
Wife: "My mom is coming round to have dinner with us and the kids." Husband: "She's such an SMG. All she wants to do is post pictures and then leave us with the washing up."
by Mr. Charlie Told You So February 07, 2020
The most disgusting school on the planet. Located in Blarney, County Cork, Ireland, it houses at least 500 rats and is filled with pyscho teachers and allat. The doors lock between classes btw that's a sick joke. The proud origin of hit tiktok account NIosaf
by hashbash76 October 03, 2023
Someone is talking to much or there on your dick say Smg (.suck.my.gglit) instead of saying smd it’s funny and disrespectful
by Drestaxxxxkkkkssss February 17, 2023
Scintimammography or Screening Mammography (SMG) is a breast examination technique where a woman's breast is squeezed between two compression plates.
In pornography and BDSM, SMG is bondage of a woman's breasts, often with ropes (Shibari) but possibly other homemade or store-bought items, where the breasts are cinched rather tight, causing them to become more sensitive and darker, purplish in color.
In pornography and BDSM, SMG is bondage of a woman's breasts, often with ropes (Shibari) but possibly other homemade or store-bought items, where the breasts are cinched rather tight, causing them to become more sensitive and darker, purplish in color.
When my girlfriend and I are playing with ropes and I am tying her up in a bikini chest harness, she wants me to wrap the ropes around her boobs pretty tight. She loves the feeling of SMG as much as I enjoy doing it!
by Nawashi November 18, 2024
by fortnitefaggot12 May 18, 2022