smartie-hater

a person who discriminates, prejudges, dislikes, makes fun of a person who takes their studies seriously and/or is naturally more talented and academically capable and for no other reason

She wanted to know my gpa and after i told her that I had a whopping 4.33, I found out she called me a bitch for bragging about my grades. What a smartie-hater!

by Xie September 9, 2005

smarty party

when a large group of boys and girls gather and the girls finger themselves then shove smarties up their pussy and ass then the boys spin the bottle to choose a girl then lick out the smarties

At The Smarty Party.
girl: *fingers herself and puts in the smarties* "ok spin the bottle"
boy: *spins bottle* (to boy2) "fuk man i got the blonde 1!"
boy2: "eat her out"
boy: *licks and sucks the smarties out of girl*

by computer whore July 16, 2006

Smartie Party

A smartie-party refers to an ecstasy pill, due to the fact ecstasy pills are commonly round and small and come in different colours, quite similar to a 'smartie', the chocolate sweet. It ends with 'party' since it's a party drug.

'Smartie-party' was also used in 'LYTZ - 3 days awake' song, which was about alcohol and drugs.

"Smartie party in your pocket.."

"I hope we'll be able to find a smartie party for tonight" *wink*

by xuerebx April 13, 2009

smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.

I'll give you a smarty jones

by VZ December 28, 2005

Smarty Pants

Someone who is actually smart.

Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.

by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011

smarty fuck

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.

You my friend are a smarty fuck.

by Tbear22 January 25, 2017

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008