sloan

To joke around or poke fun at.

She meant it as a sloan, but many people took her seriously and got triggered.

That exam was a sloan, I got 100% without studying.

Warriors blew a 3-1 lead? Are you sloaning me?

by ZeDong Mao February 19, 2017

Sloan

A quiet person who doesn't really do much.

Good morning Mr. Sloan.

by BrookeInFlorida November 21, 2011

sloan

Sloan is an AMAZING cute and has a sexy body . Hes the sweetest, kindest, loving guy. Hes the best boyfriend you can ever have. Youll love him so much. He has pretty greenish/bluish eyes . He has dirty blonde hair and just everything about him is perfect. Hes a chick magnet and he loves to party.

Sloan youll be lucky to meet him.

by mooo😛 January 31, 2015

sloan

-verb

To snort.

Person 1: "What's the go with hedgehogs? Why don't they just share the hedge?"

Person 2: Haha, *snort.

Person 1: LOLcat, my stolen jokes always get a sloan out of you.

by WhiteLando August 30, 2011

Sloaned

The act of stealing someone else's spotlight. Turning the attention to oneself when the topic or subject is on someone else.

Man, that guy is in every photo...does he even know the bride and groom? He totally Sloaned their wedding!

Damn, who is the person that keeps posting comments on my picture? Look there is like 50 replies to this guy, I got Sloaned!

by Zoftig_Girl October 18, 2010

Sloane

A really pretty, popular girl, usually a cheerleader, fucking sexy, guys want to bone, virgin, loves to party, wears only designer.

Guy 1: damnnn did you see that sloane
guy 2: only the best can get that.

by viciouslover12 March 10, 2009

sloan

A verb, which means to masturbate violently to a video game while playing said video game.

Dude, Garrett is sloaning to WoW.

by wpi-anonymous July 16, 2008