Sloan

Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!

Dude, you are a sloan now, she doesnt let you do her while you take care of her child from another guy.

by meme_lord? May 30, 2019

Sloan

Small titty little sister. There I said it

Sloan really out here lookin like a 2 by 4

by Classroom clown July 23, 2019

Sloan

A quiet person who doesn't really do much.

Good morning Mr. Sloan.

by BrookeInFlorida November 21, 2011

Sloaned

The act of stealing someone else's spotlight. Turning the attention to oneself when the topic or subject is on someone else.

Man, that guy is in every photo...does he even know the bride and groom? He totally Sloaned their wedding!

Damn, who is the person that keeps posting comments on my picture? Look there is like 50 replies to this guy, I got Sloaned!

by Zoftig_Girl October 18, 2010

Sloane

A really pretty, popular girl, usually a cheerleader, fucking sexy, guys want to bone, virgin, loves to party, wears only designer.

Guy 1: damnnn did you see that sloane
guy 2: only the best can get that.

by viciouslover12 March 10, 2009

Sloaning

Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.

We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.

Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.

"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."

by razman233443223 January 11, 2012

sloaned

When your getting played by a girl. She tells you she likes you but has a promise ring and wont put out. Total mind fuck.

lets just be friends, bitch, mind fuck,

Guy 1: Have you banged her yet?
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011