Sleep Tourette's

When a person is sleeping and they randomly say/yell profanities in their sleep.

Rose: "Dude, last night Chris had horrible sleep tourette's. He was laying there perfectly fine then just yelled "FUCK" for no reason and continued sleeping like it was no big deal."

by Clarson123 July 12, 2009

Sleepy Bear Syndrome

The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.

My brother woke me up while I was napping today. I almost gave him the full wrath of my Sleepy Bear Syndrome.

by Mranonymous July 20, 2013

Good night's sleep

A one night stand.

The act of hooking up with someone with no intention of having an on-going relationship.

Sarah: Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night?

Kate: Yup. Nothing like a good night's sleep.

by RedBeard53 July 11, 2011

sleepy dick syndrome

Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.

Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?

Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.

by Mevlin da Mage October 21, 2015

Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.

Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!

by why does this exist? July 15, 2020

Sleezy D's

Yet another name for the establishment known as McDonalds.

Hey you wanna go to Sleezy D's? Hell no last time I got the squirts from them "hot apple pies"!

by hollon1usmc June 19, 2009

sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.

😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”

by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023