redneck sledding

redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.

Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!

Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!

by paintfiction July 30, 2006

sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants

I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass

by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007

sleeping policemen

The Jamaican term for 'speed bumps.'

I totaled my car after hitting some sleeping policemen at 100mph, mon!

by Bippy May 31, 2006

Bob Sledding

The act of laying the erect penis along the buttcrack and essentially titty banging the butt-cheeks. This takes place until ejaculation, resulting in a winter wonderland.

If you'd like to titty fuck her, but her boobs are too small, try Bob Sledding.

by wtfdeejay October 18, 2011

these sleeping dogs won't lie

"These sleeping dogs won't lie, as opposed to "let sleeping dogs lie" meaning:

1.To avoid starting old conflicts
2.Not to disturb a situation as it is

So "These Sleeping Dogs won't lie" means:

1.Some kind of conflict continues and "rears it ugly head"

Example: These sleeping dogs won't lie can be said about:

1.An issue that is still unsettled
2.Conflict between countries etc.

by sarah0892 May 4, 2006

Sleeping pill

Masturbating before bed to relax, which helps a body get to sleep faster and stay asleep longer.

I was all stressed out about finals but took a sleeping pill and slept like a baby.

by Hymen Roth July 28, 2012

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014