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Swimming

Most physically and mentally demanding sport on the planet. If you disagree, you are obviously one of the many who aren't tough, determined or skilled enough to be a swimmer.
Gives you massive shoulders + chest and a toned upper body. Great for your lungs and heart.
'Oh my god, who is that guy with the amazing body?'

'I dont know, but he is a swimmer for sure!'

'The others look so weedy in comparison to him with thier narrow shoulders and lack of 6-pacs. Why doesnt everyone do swimming?'

'Because the training is so intense and demanding, most people would die after about 3 minutes!'
by Chris1985 October 10, 2006
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Synchronized Swimming

A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.

Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.
kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.
by synchroswimmr April 22, 2007
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cool like a fool in a swimming pool

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness
Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"
by Paaat February 13, 2010
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swimming

swimming a tiring sport. however statistics show that female swimmers have the most sexually active lifestyle. Go us!
OMG i have have swimming in an hour! and i dotn wanna go becuase im lazy!
by Elly O June 1, 2004
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Sleep Swimming

The act of swimming in the early morning while still mentally asleep. Sleep Swimming is often seen at pools where swim teams practice at absurd hours of the day. It can also be known as swimming with your eyes closed while moving your arms and legs attempting to just survive until practice is over.
Me: Do we really have to have morning practice right after this eight hour bus ride!?

Teammate: Yeah dude I think so. It's going to be bad!

Me: Well if it's really true then i'm straight up Sleep Swimming!
by TheOriginalBigNate July 11, 2011
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swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016
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Alaskan swimming pool

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.
Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.
by Yamahafreak1299 April 13, 2016
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