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Skeeter fucker

Wesley is a real Skeeter fucker. He really loves soccer.
by SkeeterJeeter July 21, 2021
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Skeetercore

any sad wannabe military/jrotc actions or ideas that are just depressing or embarrassing to the general populace
P1: “did you hear about the guy who busted his chin at the gym?” P2: “no, how did it happen?!” P1: “he fell using an ab roller” P2: “that’s so skeetercore”
by CA2023 July 10, 2023
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Helter Skelter

When large sums of stupid people are at odds with other large sums of stupid people and cause utter chaos and confusion to the spectators

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” - George Carlin
The Black Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter, and All Lives Matter have created such a Helter Skelter!
by 34huvane July 18, 2020
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Skeeter

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.
Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.
by nitz April 14, 2006
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Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.
Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."
by alexander devlin September 27, 2009
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Helter Skelter

An amazing song that not only proves that The Beatles were more than just a pop band, but also proves that Paul McCartney could rock out if he felt like it.
The Beatles have many great songs! Helter Skelter is one of them!
by Badfinger_Boogie January 22, 2007
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cock scepter

A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.
Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.
by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009
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