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Inline Skating 

The sport of taking plastic, adding wheels, frames, boots, liners, laces, tumors (USD), and bolts doing ill tricks on ill non curb ledges, properly known as rollerbladers, doesn't get you the girls but who cares when it gets you steeze which will ultimately get you the girls, but not the skanks that skateboarders tend to pick up
The sport of inline skating is dying, underground, and all around an individual support, devoid of all corporate funding, but yet because of the love to roll it draws many inspiring and crazy individuals together.
Inline Skating by IHeartRollerblades February 18, 2009
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Mice skating 

An Olympic sport for rodents
Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!

Ice Skating 

A term for smoking and/or being high on crystal meth (ie. Ice) that's designed to confuse cops and sober white people.
Victor went Ice Skating then broke into his parents house and stole their TV.
Ice Skating by osm0sis July 10, 2009

Swiffer Skating 

When all that is available are the Swiffer Sweeper pads and the Sweeper is no where in sight. You throw two Swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.
Man the office is dirty. Time to throw down two pads and do me some Swiffer Skating.
Swiffer Skating by ewanders1 March 11, 2011

Toilet skating 

Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..
Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck

Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for

Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
Toilet skating by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015

truck skating 

An Iowa winter outdoor activity where you take your truck (usually a 1500 or larger) and drive on the ice and snow for fun, sliding around on purpose.
Jimmy and I are going truck skating with the new 4X4.
truck skating by Redneck Ninja Mom December 1, 2016

naked chicken skating 

exactly what it says, only known to fans of UK show Bo Selecta, shamone