Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.

I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011

salmon sleeper

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards

Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.

by Trevygtown February 18, 2014

cum silo

The sexual act of having unprotected sex and filling your partner with sperm. Similar but classier than a cum dumpster.

Oh baby you will forever be my cum silo.

by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017

Oldsmobile Silhouette

The greatest minivan ever produced. It has been described as a "fire-breathing grocery-getter," equipped with a fairly powerful 3.1L, 3.4L or 3.8L V6. Introduced in 1990 and discontinued in 2004, one of the three "dustbuster" minivans produced by GM (see Pontiac Trans Sport, Chevy Lumina). Has more low-end torque than an identically-equipped sedan, since it hauls more cargo (ie seven people plus things). If the seats are removed, it beats some pickups in cargo room. People are surprised when they pass me, thinking that because I'm driving a minivan I must be going slow, when I pass them up by accelerating to 100 MPH.

Don't fuck with the Oldsmobile Silhouette. Ownzer.

by Daniel Richards March 18, 2004

Silhouette

A dark image outlined again a lighter background

Sam's Silhouette could be seen as he walked across the street with the knife

by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

selmon bhoi

(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)

Selmon bhoi and physics are absolute enemies.

by nsn2635 July 15, 2021