sideways sanchez

After anal sex the male give his partner sideburns with the poopstick

Lemme get a sideways sanchez

by dr. perfect at everything November 22, 2011

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Sideways Cigar

A dick a foot wide but only a few inches long

Wow did you see Grant's slong of a sideways cigar it was almost 5 feet wide!

by cideways cigar May 24, 2018

Sideways eagle

Is when a woman is on her back and a man is on his side horizontally facing her with one of her legs in between his and the other is on his shoulder.

"I can hardly walk." "Why's that?" " I was doing the sideways eagle last night."

by theonlycaptain September 19, 2009

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

flash sideways

A flash sideways is not a flashback, flash-forward or an alternate timeline. It posits what would have happened if one event didn't.

In the ABC Television show Lost, a flash sideways shows what would have happened if Oceanic flight 815 didn't crash on the island but instead landed in Los Angeles.

by babcock69 May 24, 2010

sender-sideways

To be redneck and drive your vehicle erraticly (maybe get a ticket) and sending your car/truck sideways. Hence sender-sideways.

Yo, dude...what the fuck you been up to? Well, I gotta go, sender-sideways! Pop-a-wellie!

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 26, 2005