Shwank Exit

When you leave and do not say goodbye

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”

by connor gabay January 15, 2024

Shwank

A Shwank is a shit and a wank (masturbation) at the same time.

Alright lads i’m off for a Shwank.

by king wee wee June 13, 2019

Shwank Vombomb

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!

by stickyshwanker June 24, 2025