getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010
Get the cock shredder mug.(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
Get the shred gnar mug.Familiarized by its affiliation to it's cousin the Snow Bunny, the Shred Bunny is a rare breed of super hot, BA chick snowboarder.
Tom: Did you see Maryjane hit that rail?
Joe: Yah dude, I'd give my left nut to bang that Shred Bunny any day.
Joe: Yah dude, I'd give my left nut to bang that Shred Bunny any day.
by ShredBunny December 27, 2009
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by GameboyRMH November 12, 2004
Get the shred sled mug.1. In TMNT II:the secret of the ooze, when super shredder for a milisecond supposedly has red eyes, but it is really invisible to the human eye.
1. "Dude guys the Shredder Red-eye is the scariest part about the TMNT CG Shredder" "Rico your fucking retarded"
by timbo356 April 10, 2007
Get the Shredder Red-eye mug.verb. slang. to 'shred' or perform any action exceptionally, most commonly used to describe something done in the sport of bmx or when talking about hooking up with the opposite sex.
by Mikey P 4130 March 18, 2008
Get the shredbang mug.-dude, wisp just got 24 inches of pow pow
-damn son, looks like we about to SHRED TO GNARNIA!
-SHRED TO GNARNIA!
-damn son, looks like we about to SHRED TO GNARNIA!
-SHRED TO GNARNIA!
by shred2live March 1, 2010
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