Strawberry Shortcake

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake

Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

by Finleyscallion April 17, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

Unprotected sex with your girlfriend's Auntie Flo.

"I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast, it was awesome"

by BlackBeatQueen May 4, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Shannon spent all her cash on crack, now she's a Strawberry Shortcake.

by A Manly Ape September 17, 2014

Dingleberry Shortcake

DingleberryShortcake is the name of a rock music band in central Pennsylvania which covers other bands.

Dingleberry Shortcake will play at a tavern in Hershey, PA on August 29, 2008.

by AshburnStadium October 12, 2008

Shortcake

A freindly nickname given to a person who is missing a somewhat vital organ. Used commonly in verbal assault situations. Also see: Spencer

Kyle: wazzup niggas i just had my cholecystectomy

Freind: you are such a shortcake

by TacoJohntrolololol December 18, 2012

strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin

Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake

by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020

shortcakeable

One worthy of being Strawberry Shortcaked.

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.

by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006