shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity

“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”

by Jongster August 26, 2021

Shmabbleton

A devious, suspicious, slinky, dinkledopper, whopper snapper, duke of England.

“Did you see that devious Shmabbleton?”

by Julia Scaringi November 12, 2022

complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.

Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011

shamblebomb

a shot of 151 dropped into a glass of red bull

Last night I took 3 shamblebombs and the next thing I know I rented a hotel room by my house and tried to bring back a girl I met on the street, but it turns out I just ended up asking the concierge to find me hookers and got security called on me intead.

by HatMan517 October 30, 2011

Smhable

A contraction of "so much hatable".
This word's origin is from the contraction of" So Much Hate" thus smh already existed, so by adding "Able" as a suffix, the terms wouldn't be confused together.
It is pronounced as "Smehable".

I don't like her, she's smhable.

by EspeonAK April 22, 2015

absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.

The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011

Shamble

to make a decision by playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

We shambled to decide who had to clean up the dog poop.

by stripecat February 19, 2011