poo poo shit dick

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.

"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."

by Chase Manley October 24, 2006

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 05, 2003

cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

shit the dick

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.

I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.

by b1akemore July 27, 2011

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 02, 2016

shit on dick

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight

Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me

by ilovemen69 April 07, 2015

Shit a Dick

To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.

I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.

by Mortumz February 16, 2009