Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020
Get the Brown eye of a shitstormmug. 1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner January 2, 2009
Get the Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstormmug. by Orediku June 7, 2018
Get the shitstormmug. The releasing of so much crap out of your rectum, you make a shit hurricane into the toilet bowl, that is how you get a Shitstorm.
by Oldscouterza March 25, 2025
Get the Shitstormmug. when several bad things happen in a string. this could be because of each other they all happen or for different reasons
ayo how you doing ?
nah not good bro. complete shitstorm, actually my girlfriend broke up with me then i lost my weed then my cat pissed everywhere. not good bro.
nah not good bro. complete shitstorm, actually my girlfriend broke up with me then i lost my weed then my cat pissed everywhere. not good bro.
by bigthottyboi123 February 19, 2019
Get the shitstormmug. When you shit in your hand and then throw the turd at an open window with the ventitian blinds down so they slice the turd into little pieces.
by HomoHobbit May 2, 2024
Get the Venitian shitstormmug. by Spikespeigle February 11, 2019
Get the Shitstormmug.