Shithouse

a toilet, loo, or outhouse

I really need to use the Shithouse

by Elevators115 February 23, 2021

Shithouse

An adjective used to describe someone if they are being a fanny/scaredy cat

Harrison stop being a shithouse just do it

by Ginge Gurr October 29, 2021

Shithouse

A method A person can use to overcome a challenger in a disrespectful way aiming to distract the challenger mentally so that tehy fail

"Why won't Ronaldo shoot it? You're shit, you're shit"
-Emiliano Martínez (known as being the biggest shithouse in football history) to Bruno Fernandez

by Ahmed98 December 30, 2022

Shithouse

An expression to describe a absolute wet idiot

Andrew Paxman is a shithouse

by Owens wan kenobi July 13, 2024

Shithouse

A person who constantly gets out of buying a round of drinks

He’s sneaked off again hasn’t he and it’s his round , the fucking shithouse

by She hit house March 6, 2025

Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005