Shirley is a beautiful person that loves and cares for everyone. Shirley is a very good friend to other
by TeamInman May 17, 2020
Get the Shirleymug. These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the Laverne & Shirleymug. This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
Get the Matthew Shirleymug. in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.
"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
by dats wight wabbit March 16, 2020
Get the not that kinda shirleymug. A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.
by joykiller13t March 9, 2009
Get the French Shirleymug. A girl that seems like she is innocent but in reality, she's secretly a child of sin. She is also very trustworthy and is decent looking (a little ugly, a little cute). Unlike others, Shirleys don't usually cuss and are very insecure. Typically the awkward ones and are very insecure.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh so I talked to Shirley about masturbation and she didn't even know what the word meant! She thought that masturbation was a sport.
Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!
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Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!
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Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
by immahoehoeforwonhoho July 28, 2017
Get the Shirleymug. by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016
Get the wet shirleymug.