Sergeant Crowley

1. A lying ass police officer.

2. Any man of authority who seriously violates the constitutional rights of another human being and gets away with it scott free.

That pervert actor over there just flashed me, but the director didn't do anything about it -- he's such a Sergeant Crowley.

by EManII August 2, 2009

master sergeant

Rank in the army that is above Sergeant First Class, but below First Sergeant. Master Segeants usually serve as staff directors rather than field officers.

Mike was the Master Sergeant in charge of supply

by baaaaah May 14, 2005

Sergeant Johnson

The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: VIVA LA SERGEANT JOHNSON!

by Twitchy4360 July 20, 2011

Sergeant Johnson

When you are getting head, on a really cumfy bed, smoking a fat blunt, and playing halo reach at the same time

charlie was on the bed getting a sergeant johnson from lexi. and halo reach is godly

by blazingcrazing69 August 7, 2010

taco sergeant

The dumb Mexican that leads illegal immigration across the US border. Usually dressed in a sombrero and bright green and red.

Taco Sergeant: Hola hombre, you need to make it across the border
White man: No you dirty Mexican. I'm legal, you should try it yourself

by Ihayechingchongsandniggers December 16, 2016

Sergeant Elmer

A man or woman who enjoys causing an erection in a Male horse.

Look at sergeant Elmer over there, smiling ear to ear, watching that giant dong pop out of that horse's meat sleeve as he sensually brushes his back hair.

by Pappasholley November 12, 2019

Thrill Sergeant

The title given to a person that commands another to attempt leisurely risky feats.

The Thrill Sergeant ordered the rookie bungee jumper to move to the edge of the diving plank.

by efewe August 31, 2010