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Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.
When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.
by Wowbagger January 27, 2011
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skematics

i dont know, but smart people have them. (reference to Dane Cook.)(oh, and Arianna)
"I have skematics in my lab!"-Dane Cook
by mayoman June 19, 2008
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Semanic

Being of the semen nature.
John spilled so much of his semanic fluid all over Tracy's face that she looked like a glazed donut.
by Penis McNuts August 23, 2010
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Semanticore

An individual who frequently argues semantics, often to an annoying extent.
A portmandeau of the words 'Semantic' and 'manticore'.
Ratoly is such a semanticore. Yesterday he told me that I should have used 'unbounded' instead of 'infinite' when referring to a combo in a game, because 'infinity' isn't a number the game understands.
by Ratoly November 4, 2009
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semiotics

A word philosophers use to mean a condition, of mental pain for example.
On the subject of a students low grades
The semiotics of a convultion by a student who was outraged enough by the precise language of philosophy, coupled with his disgust at the rigidity of a fine art degree, led him to conclude it was all rubbish that came from the loins
by Edgar Allen Post September 22, 2006
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semitics

Adjective: used in the world of Finance, Movie Production, Mortgage Lenders, and Used Car Salesmen.

Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees

Adjective:

Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.
Hey Bob , can you look over the semitics of this loan package, I want to make sure we are charging him as much as possible.

I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.

Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.

After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price

Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.

That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.
by Guardian_Asshole June 15, 2018
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semanticise

To make arguments for the sake of being a winy stupid face.
I enjoy semanticising with my best friend Bex. We like to semanticise.
by Klayberhamlincon September 23, 2013
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