Scrumpet

A person who is a burden on society, a useless waste of space human being.

That bitch over there is such dumb loser, what a scrumpet!

by Jiglibxt July 31, 2018

Scrumpet

snurging saddle sniffing

Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.

by Micky Love February 21, 2019

scrumless

adj. Gutted, like rugby without scrums. Any sport or activity that lacks any point or attraction after do-gooders or government agencies have removed a vital component or otherwise forced a change that ruins it.

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Skateboarding with helmets is totally scrumless.

I feel you are mixing some metaphors there.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

scumlet

When someone is a scum but a little one

Oi Jack you scumlet!
-Mousa Khaled

by Mousaisgay November 14, 2020

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Scrammle

Trampy person that spreads their legs and is generally dutty

You fucking dirty scrammle

by Scrammlelife July 15, 2022

scrimlet

A Hypixel bridge scrims player that revolves around roofing and PVP to score goals, (jump resetting, bowholding, trading, winging, etc...)

Bro, Doeam is such a scrimlet. All he does is trade and PVP.

by glennehboo May 21, 2024