scrambled eggs 

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.

I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

scrambled eggs by Maul June 2, 2004

Scrambled Eggs Drunk 

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting [line 2.]

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

Scrambled Eggs Drunk by Annubrius October 12, 2008

scrambled eggs 

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

scrambled eggs by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

Scrambled eggs & bacon 

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

Scrambled eggs & bacon by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Scrambled Eggs 

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

Scrambled Eggs by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

Scrambled Egg 

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

Scrambled Egg by cwish March 25, 2008

Scrambled Ham 

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

Scrambled Ham by josh grier July 26, 2005