scouser

a strange being, who has a bitter jealous of mancunians. usually lazy, small, ginger, speak like non educated fools and have a strane way about never accepting any form of blame. please remember, they are always right, always inocent, yet everyone else isnt; that is there terrible mentality
hilsbrough a disaster, "blame the fucken police lah!! justice!!!!"

heysell, where scousers murderd 39 italians "god those itaes are fucken cunts lah, we didnt do nuffin it was a fucken tragedy lah"

by fhisthebest April 08, 2006
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a person hailing from the world famous city. unique identity and language. original and humourous. doesnt give a fuck about no-mark mings from nowheresville still stereotypin. inventor of the 'casual' soccer and scally scene. PROUD, individual. SCOUSERS ARE NOT ENGLISH. often socialists. Everton FC supporter. multi talented - music, boxing and football. often copied and imitated.
only people to stand up against Thatchers dictatorship, everton fc a team for the people in a sky tv, money dominated era. wayne rooney, the la's, cast, not to even mention u know who. echo and the bunnymen. john conte.
by AndyH April 07, 2004
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Someone From Liverpool

Most Scousers Are Generally Friendly People And We Have Da Best Accent Goin Lad

Yer Laa! Fukin Soundd Dem Scousers Laa

by x Scouse Pwincess x January 27, 2008
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Derogatory term used to describe a native inhabitant of Liverpool, England.

Stereotypically, scousers will have a strong Liverpudlian accent, wear La Coste shell suits, buy white-label dance tracks ('scouse house') smoke weed and live off benefit.
"Ay, mate, ya got that toon on vinal?"
by paul raine May 05, 2004
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scousers are inhabitants of the city of liverpool in the UK, officially the roughest chaviest place in the word where more than half of the people are on the dole. liverpool is full of run down council houses, boarded up shops, graffiti and a group of chavs on evry street corner.

scousers are portrayed in the media as thieving, violent, inbred, drug abusing, scumbags who sign on as soon as they leave school, if they went that is... and this is a fairly accurate portrayal.

most scousers either support everton or liverpool football clubs, with those seen as supporting everton as 'real' scousers or liverpudlians and liverpool supporters seen as glory hunting chavs who cant realise that their club has had its time.

scousers and 'Mancs' traditionally have a rivarly based on football. With Manchester Uniteds recent success and liverpools failure to win a cup in years they barley have a case to argue however the rivarly is one of the most bitter in football and rightly so.

all scousers want to shag steven gerrard or jamie charrager... when they are not shagging there mum, sister or cousin that is.

scousers speak with an anoying sqeeky accent like their balls havent dropped and can not pronounce a C or K with out growling and bring in up all flem possible in the back of their throats. The scouse accent is easily the most annoying and roughest.
a scouser is normally wearing a tracksuit, with their tracky bottoms tucked in their socks and a cap on the back of their head, normally wearing a soverign ring, a skin head is a must and probably a tattoo of their own name or their ex's.

Any tramp who looks like that have been in a fight over a can of stella

sign on , sign on
with hope in your heart
because you'll nevvveeerrrr get a job

no you'll neeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrrr get a job

sign on , sign on
by Godscity-manc August 08, 2009
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Horrible cunts from the biggest shithole that is liverpool. The lads wear shellsuits, and in every sentence say "la". Make sure you have a umbrella with you as they spit as they speak. Anyone male who has 3mm longer hair is apparently "gay laaaaaaaa" and they are child killers.
They call people from st. helens woolbacks but they are too thick to realise that the term refers to someone who worked on the docks in the 60's. The women are butt ugly and usally sport quiffs, bleached white hair, and apply their make up with shovels.
" eh up laaaaaaaaa ur a pure woollllll arent ye larrrrrrrrrrr but im a scouser"
by niggsy09 October 09, 2009
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1) Annoying squeeky fuckers that over-pronouce "ck"'s

2) Thieves

3) Inbred
Most popular phrases said by scousers:

"Stevey Gerrard"

"Fernando Torres"

"Wayne Roo- *Smack*"
by manc_chimp August 24, 2008
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