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schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
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schooberry

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.
by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017
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corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008
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bamboo schooner

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.
by liamoylan January 13, 2009
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SchoolRP

its not actually schoolrp. schoolrp consists of edgy people that have edgy pasts and put their anger through catharsis. most of the time they like to argue and be toxic. erp is also a thing.
Person A: Hey lets play some SchoolRP, I hear that the people are really nice there!
Person B: Hold my beer.
by xX_FurryEGIRl60065owo_Xx December 17, 2018
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schooled

To teach a lesson to.
"I got schooled on that server last night by some f*cking hackers."

"I ended up scoring with that chick last night...Yeah I took her to school."

"It was a great fight. Tyson took that guy straight to school!"
by The_Lion October 17, 2003
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scholera

The condition in which a person becomes too smart for their own good.
"Steve would have more friends if he didn't suffer from Scholera"
by BUnko January 11, 2008
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