Sargasm

To have an orgasm but be sarcastic about is

"Oh yeah keep rubbing that spot"
"I really enjoy that"
"Oh no um not doing a sargasm, I really enjoy this"

by saggy_fap_face April 18, 2017

Sargasm

The moment of pure pleasure you receive from being totally sarcastic!

I was so sarcastic with a telemarketer that I had a sargasm!

by RanMan318 May 26, 2022

Sargasm

The act of being sarcastic, while at the same time orgasming.

I'm so upset man, she sargasmed so hard last night.

by Puchow January 25, 2011

SARGASM

To fake an orgasm to make the other person feel satisfied. orgasm scarcasticly.

I totally sargasmed when him and I were having sex.

by GQS March 9, 2015

Sargasm

1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.

2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-

Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?

John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?

Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.

by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012

Sargasmic

The act of showing sarcasm while also pretending to climax during sexual activity

Girl 1: "Hey so how was last night with Edward?"
Girl 2: "lets just say he wasnt able to sense my obvious Sargasmic attitude"

by DaddyLowdr December 11, 2016

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm

by Pettyswap September 12, 2020