Severe Acute Girlfriend Syndrome
Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad
Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad
Sleeping with the same broad three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck
Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom
Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom
by deks March 5, 2012
by Woody Claimer April 25, 2010
Pernounce like you would sagittarius. Def: Old lady like saggy vaginas. A vagina that has been well used and shows it. Signs of a sag are very flabby lips, unusual discoloration, and often accompanied by a fupa.
by Chillyhippie December 6, 2009
by Drew March 24, 2005
To sag someone is to anal or get analed by a black person, on a waterbed, videotaping yourself, with a hippopotamus dancing in the background.
by Alexander Gags April 10, 2008
by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005
Acronym for a Socially Awkward Guy or Socially Awkward Girl. Usually a computer literate individual who lacks social skills.
The ultimate SAG (Socially Awkward Guy) would have an awkward laugh, unknowingly try to sustain conversations with people who are not their friends and have no interest talking to them, and do not know when to stop or when they have crossed any commonly understood social boundaries.
by Marie_Tano September 14, 2007