shlong

An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.

1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.

by Business up front, party in the back January 12, 2005

Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

shlong

a male penis

by Namaseit September 13, 2002

shlong

Derives from the word "Shalong" which mean hose in Armenian.

"Karam ku shlonga mihat tesnem?"

Translation- "Can I see your hose?"

by mcskitttle323 December 28, 2005

Shlong

A penis of great width and height. Normally heard from a black man or a kid that has strict parents.

"Tommy, thats a huge shlong!"

by -Lightz September 10, 2022

Shlong

Another word for dong

thatś a big shlong

by ghostbb8 October 29, 2020

Shlong

Dig bick

Joe momma likes my shlong

by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020