Rian

The cutest ship ever to f***ing exist. They are so adorable and have a great relationship that’s lasted for years jesus christ they’re so compatible. This is real btw

Person 1: omg look at them!
Person 2: ikr! They’re rian <3

Rian by riansocutelol May 12, 2022

Rian

A pretty okay guy who somehow bags really amazing, perfect girls. Really appreciates his girl and loves her more than anything. Rian is meant to go with mallory, Rians and Mallorys make the perfect couples.

Wow rian is really cool, him and mallory are so cute.

Rian is awesome.

Rian by GuessWhoBeautiful November 25, 2022

Rian

This type of mf farts so much and I swear they shit out of their butt hole all the time. If you invite them over they will obliterate your bathroom but at least they're funny

Oh my god is that Rian? Yeah they shit in my bathroom

Rian by feth6969 May 21, 2023

Rian

A dwarf

"Omg bruh that guy is nearly as short a Rian."
"Fr tho."

Rian by Crking101 December 28, 2023

Rian

An Irish man with a very large (usually huge) penis

Rian has a huge schlong

Rian by anonymous April 13, 2026

Rían

Rian is the name given to a big headed man. He is the son of the ancient ‘White Pat’. He was well known for obtaining rare Italian silver from the ancient city of Brescia. He was vicious smoker of the hash plant “bhí haisis aige”. He was sworn enemies with the rope master, who was known to get ropey at times. He towered over all but one of his friends and often stole coins from the cheese monster. He loved his brioche baps, eight was never enough. He once acquired a rare 10 digit code to unlock his mathematical needs and more...He was known by his followers as the “Baño de Heilo maestro”

I don’t wanna be a Rían when I grow up dad!

Rían by Nigel Garden February 7, 2020

Rían

Rian is the name given to a big headed man. He is the son of the ancient ‘White Pat’. He was well known for obtaining rare Italian silver from the ancient city of Brescia. He was vicious smoker of the hash plant “bhí haisis aige”. He was sworn enemies with the rope master, who was known to get ropey at times. He towered over all but one of his friends and often stole coins from the cheese monster. He loved his brioche baps, eight was never enough. He once acquired a rare 10 digit code to unlock his mathematical needs and more...He was known by his followers as the “Baño de Heilo maestro”

I don’t wanna be a Rían when I grow up dad!

Rían by Nigel Garden February 7, 2020