Total Rhubarb

The term refers to the laxative property of the humble rhubarb. “Total rhubarb” is the exclamation made when there is an involuntary evacuation of the bowels in moments of stress. More commonly known as “shi***ng oneself”.
Oh dear I was so stressed at PMQ’s I went “Total Rhubarb “
by Gogs HR January 27, 2022
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Rhubarb Oxide

The 119 element. Founded by Goatmerash.
Rhubarb oxide smells like Amerash
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Heading for the rhubarb

Veering dangerously off course, as in, when ploughing the garden with a horse-drawn one- furrow walking plough, which begins to skid to one side, endangering the rhubarb that grows from bulbs perennially in the grass at the edge of the garden.
“Hold ‘er, Newt; she’s heading for the rhubarb!” (farm implements are always feminine … hmmnnn)
by Jkb05 January 28, 2022
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rhubarb and tonic moment

"Rhubarb and tonic" is what the crowd says on tv during a din in the courtroom when the defendant is proclaimed guilty or innocent because it provides the best sound mix.
Judge: I find the defendant guilty.
Crowd: (general din)

Judge: Order! What are they all saying?
Dick Wolf: Your honor, I believe they are saying "rhubarb and tonic"
Director: Yes, that's what we told them to say. This is what is called a "rhubarb and tonic moment".
by pe.kelly11 November 23, 2009
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Rhubarb Jacuzzi

When a guy motorboats a girl’s butt cheeks.
She didn’t believe I was about that booty until I gave her the rhubarb jacuzzi!
by BeMoorr July 31, 2021
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Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.
She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.
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