resnut

resnut is a very epic editor on Instagram. He mostly edits csgo and other video games. Make sure to drop him a follow 😎😎.

“Did you see Resnut’s recent edit?” “Yeah bro it was fire”

by Anonymous Retarf May 23, 2019

Resmuglican

noun - A Republican or other conservative who takes a smug, holier-than-thou attitude towards people who don't believe that the earth is flat, Jesus only loves rich white people, or otherwise disagrees with their idiotic view point.

Resmuglicans are also adept at recycling valid arguments used by Democrats but in such a way that these arguments are invalid. When faced with simple facts and the truth they are dismissive.

Cathy: "We should impeach Obama now for the unnecessary war in Afghanistan!"

Kieth: "No, Cathy, the war in Afghanistan is essential. You're just saying that because Bush needed to be impeached for the war in Iraq which was predicated on the lie of WMDs. You're such a god damned Resmuglican sometimes."

Cathy: "Whatever. You don't know what you're talking about."

Kieth: "Look! It's a well spoken black man advocating free college education, health care, and civil rights?"

Cathy (grabbing her gun with a look of panic on her stupid face): "WHERE?!?!?!"

by Malazoth August 18, 2009

Rescue Randy

A person who is always looking for opportunities to be a hero.

Mike was quick to rush towards the accident- even though Paramedics were already on the scene. He sure is a Rescue Randy.

by Poop Stain Barney October 26, 2011

sparks the rescue

an awesome band pORTland, maine. formerly know an Pozer.

myspace.com/sparkstherescue

J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....

by J_Bob February 14, 2007

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

redtubing

To masturbate while watching porn from redtube.com.

I was redtubing this morning.

by collegelasalleboy February 29, 2008

Rectum Nectar

The anal discharge that ferments in your ass.

I need a re-wipe, my cheeks keep sloshing from all of my rectum nectar

by redhatpro January 8, 2009