Resting-grinch-face 

A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.

Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.

Resting-grinch-face by On the Buses February 20, 2018

resting diarrhea face 

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.

Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.

resting diarrhea face by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018

Resting Bitch Face 

Someone - usually female, but sometimes male - whose intended expressionless (i.e. "resting") face actually appears mean, grumpy or angry.

The Resting Bitch Face poster girl is Victoria Beckham, AKA Posh Spice. The Resting Bitch Face poster boy is Kanye West.

Resting Bitch Face by Ed Ukator November 16, 2018

Resting Dick Face 

The more manly version of resting bitch face.

Man Donald sure must be upset for he has Resting Dick Face.

Resting Dick Face by Breaking_Sad November 17, 2016

Resting Dad Face

The face a dad makes toward his kids no matter his emotions

That guy definitely has resting dad face

Resting Dad Face by Rebel king December 10, 2020

resting asshole face 

A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, he's just got a resting asshole face, he's actually really cool

resting asshole face by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015

resting poop face

when someones face constantly looks like the have to poop

"hey does your friend need to use the toilet"

"no he just has resting poop face"

resting poop face by Maxwell John son June 21, 2016