rebound goggles

When you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. Every person of the opposite sex looks hot to you. Face it, you're feeling desperate.

"Damn fool, my girl just broke up with me and I got a mad case of rebound goggles! I'm dating this 300 pound fat bitch!"

"I must have been wearing my rebound goggles. I can't believe I hooked up with my cousin!"

rebound goggles by Todja June 24, 2005

Rebound week 

The week a woman must stay single in public after a rebound to avoid being called a "whore" or a "slut"

Lisa broke up with Ben and started hooking up with Jack 10 minutes later. People claim that she is a whore because she didn't wait out the rebound week, but she claims that she and Jack are just friends with benefits.

Rebound week by Jack Franzen January 10, 2009

Rebound Rug 

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.

A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers

Me: "How'd that date go last night?"

Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."

Rebound Rug by Shiposters Anonymous November 18, 2022

Rebound dick 

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

Rebound dick by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016

rebound slut 

Girls who will fuck many guys in the roughly 6 months following a break-up before settling back down into a relationship.

Pussy power (I can fuck who I want, when I want) + missing ex-boyfriend and trying to cope = rebound slut.

Damn bruh, you smashed Sarah too? She's a total rebound slut.

rebound slut by JayMoolah December 9, 2016

rebound bro 

When your earlier bro left you, and you decide to get a new one making the previous bro jealous.

I will get a rebound bro, then Jeff has to get jealous!

rebound bro by SirViki September 20, 2017

rebound baby 

When a women and a man break up.The women gets pregnant right after they break up.Therefore that baby is a rebound baby

That baby isnt mine.Thats the other guys REBOUND BABY.

rebound baby by tile tool guys June 13, 2010