Raked

To be stoned/intoxicated to the point where you walk into everything or everything you touch falls over on you, esp. rakes

That guy was SOOO raked last night.

by Tako June 01, 2005

Rake

Another word for "pimp"

What happens when you put a rake and a ho together?

by Rynn October 04, 2003

raked

Getting super fucked up; getting drunk; bitchin' drunk; messed the fuck up; sexdrunk !

"Let's get fucking raked tonight!"

by mrs.raked January 14, 2010

Raked

To be sodomized by a rake normally, but not always, willingly.

"Man, Julie Raked me so hard last night."
"Did you...did you want it?"
"Of course man! You know rake should always be consensual!"

by The Great Green One June 02, 2013

the rake

what women are in the poker game of life.

Shaneefa: "Yo Cube I need to get my hair done and my nails done...can I have $900?"
Cube: "Bitch you are such a fucking rake. Suck my dick."

by Nick D February 16, 2003

Rake

A term primarily used by those of the Asian race. Usually used to prove one's gayness. Usually exclaimed in a high pitched voice annoying to all. Meaning to be of exceedingly awesomeness to the user of the aforementioned word.

"Dude, that shirt fabric is rake."
"RRRRAAAAAKKKKKEEEE."

by SlyNi January 21, 2009

Rake

The weapon of choice to kill people with. Best shoved into a person, also covered in rust, meningitis, and sharpened to a point. Used when a gun isnt painful enough.

RUSTY, SHARP POINTY MENINGITIS COVERED RAKE!

Rachel: "Hey Katy, I'm sorry to say, but I just saw Austin over there, are you gonna talk to him?"
Katy: "No, just find me a rake."

by Musicsocks May 14, 2011