roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 6, 2014

Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019

Mug punter

What a mug punter he is to do that!!

He’s truly treat you like a mug punter.

by Beki lou January 15, 2020

Mug Punter

Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.

Look at Paulie! 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , No chance ! He will go blow his dough on the brickies PC now. Proppa mug punter that Paulie.

by Cornicello kid April 28, 2024

Cunter Punter

A Cunter Punter is a very negative/bad and dumb loser. They are stupid and normally don't do anything good.

That Cunter Punter is so dumb! Look at him!

by Rescue Man May 29, 2024

Punter

A person who likes sex acts where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punter practice trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023